Meticulous hairdos comfortably in step 

with constituents wearing thousand 

dollar shoes. Heels with worn out souls. 

Empty suits, price tags showing, sidewind 

down the aisle, noses growing. 

With approval rates trending below 10% 

in recent polls. Teflon assholes guaranteed 

to bend whichever way the wind blows. 

From gaffe to blunder, bluff to filibuster. 

Has anyone actually read the bill? 

Just swallow the pill, it’s good for you. 

Dealing from a stacked deck equipped 

with a Get out of Jail Free card that can 

be kept or sold if The Price Is Right. 

-Christopher Young